[column] annual survey

Notes/absurdity.md

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+- I went to a lot of trouble for that bell-curve, I hope you appreciate it.
+
+
+
+## Definitions
+- Crofter (n), Scottish tenant farmer
+- Coracle (n), small wooden boat.
+- David Hume, Scottish Philosopher
+
+
 ## Synthesis

Notes/beliefs.md

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     - I didn't consider the opposition, I just sat comfortably in my belief, in the false-security of the unchallenged, unexamined belief.
     - Then, when the inevitable challenge does come, I'm shocked and bewildered and outraged and hurt.
     - Because I threw myself upon a raft seeking relief without checking its worthiness.
+- "How would you account for the violence with which vitalists and mechanists are always at each other's throats?"
 
 
 ## Quotes
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     - Systems
     - In the face of disputing evidence
         - change the definitions
-        - don't scrap the law
+        - don't scrap the law
+
+
+## Definitions
+
+
+
+## Synthesis

Notes/random.md

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+## Welcome
+I added this as a general catch-all. Not that I expect to find nuggets of viable content. But to clean house upstairs.
+
+### Facilities Satisfaction Survey
+Thank you for taking the time to complete the annual Facilities Satisfaction Survey. Filling out this form completely should take about 5-10 minutes. Each year, we gather your confidential feedback so that our facilities team can continue to provide you with a comfortable environment that is compatible with your preferred work style and supports you to be your most productive:
+
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, one being strongly disagree, five being strongly agree, you would say that the quality and variety of snack options at the office is important to you.
+* on the same scale, you would say that safety, and an overall sense of security in your office is important to you.
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, one being strongly disagree, five being strongly agree, you would say that keeping the kitchens stocked with snacks contributes to a decrease in the number of acts of violence at the office.
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, one being much less frequent, five being much more frequent, how would you rank the frequency of violent incidents at the office, since we implemented our new "Global Flavors" seasonal snack selection?
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, one being very unlikely, 5 being very likely, how likely are you to commit acts of violence in the kitchenette, cafeteria or other culinary spaces when your favorite snacks are not in stock?
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being very unappealing, 5 being very appealing, rate the appeal of each snack option:
+    1. fruit (fresh or dried)
+    2. assorted roasted, unsalted nuts
+    3. chips (various flavors)
+    4. breakfast cereals
+    5. turkey jerky
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being strongly do not prefer, 5 being strongly prefer, rate your preference for each of these supplies when committing spontaneous acts of violence at the office:
+    1. Paper cups, plates or napkins (compostable or conventional)
+    2. Highlighters (Assorted colors)
+    3. Ergonomics equipment (eg - lumbar support or keyboard tray)
+    4. Bathroom air fresheners (citrus or lavender)
+    5. Wet umbrella bags
+* on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being strongly disagree, 5 being strongly agree, you would say that the following message, written on the outside of the communal refrigerator, with ketchup packets, crushed Asprin and masking tape, reflects your sense of purpose at work: "YoU maDE me dO IT__"
+* on the same scale, you would say that you feel valued for your unique background, and the perspective that you bring to the office.

columns/2026-04-10-facilities-survey.md

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+title: Annual Facilities Satisfaction Survey
+date: 2026-04-10
+layout: column.njk
+tags: column
+permalink: /columns/2026/satisfaction-survey/
+---
+
+Thank you for volunteering to complete the annual Facilities Satisfaction Survey. We understand that you have a busy schedule, so we appreciate you taking the time to provide your opinion. Each year, we gather your anonymous feedback so that our facilities team can continue to provide you with a comfortable environment that is compatible with your preferred work style and supports you to be your most productive. Filling out this form should take approximately 5-10 minutes. Your progress will be saved automatically, so you can choose to complete the form over multiple sessions. When you have finished providing your responses, please remember to click the submit button at the end of the form. You will not be able to change your responses once you have submitted the form: 
+
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being strongly disagree, 5 being strongly agree, you would say that the quality and variety of snack options at the office is important to you.
+* On the same scale, you would say that safety, and an overall sense of security in your office is important to you.
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being strongly disagree, 5 being strongly agree, you would say that keeping the kitchens stocked with snacks contributes to a decrease in the number of acts of violence at the office.
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being much less frequent, 5 being much more frequent, how would you rank the frequency of violent incidents at the office, since we implemented our new "Global Flavors" seasonal snack selection?
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being very unlikely, 5 being very likely, how likely are you to commit acts of violence in the kitchenette, cafeteria or other culinary spaces when your favorite snacks are not in stock?
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being very unappealing, 5 being very appealing, rate the appeal of each snack option:
+    1. Fruit (fresh or dried)
+    2. Assorted roasted, unsalted nuts
+    3. Chips (various flavors)
+    4. Breakfast cereals
+    5. Turkey jerky
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being strongly do not prefer, 5 being strongly prefer, rate your preference for each of these supplies when committing spontaneous acts of violence at the office:
+    1. Paper cups, plates or napkins (compostable or conventional)
+    2. Highlighters (assorted colors)
+    3. Ergonomic equipment (eg - lumbar support or keyboard tray)
+    4. Bathroom air fresheners (citrus or lavender)
+    5. Wet umbrella bags
+* On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being strongly disagree, 5 being strongly agree, you would say that the following message, written on the outside of the communal refrigerator, with ketchup packets, crushed Aspirin and masking tape, reflects your sense of purpose at work: "YoU maDE me dO IT__"
+* On the same scale, you would say that you feel valued for your unique background and perspective that you bring to the office.

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