**Troy:** Hi, sorry I'm late. I started dreaming I was back at my last job. I honestly didn't notice anything was up until I started getting all these unauthorized alerts.
**no. 26:** Right. Ok, keep it together man. You can stop in three years when you're retired, and the pension kicks in and starts picking up the tab. Christ, I don't even remember which mailboxes I left my empties in this time. But God damn, I can't even make out half of the addresses on these fucking boxes. Damn kids, all educated and shit, don't even know how to write their fucking names any more. And then when mommy and daddy make them return some bullshit they bought online. Man, they're all fuckups. Like lunatics in an asylum, all riled up on pills, frenzied scribbling over any flat surface they can reach. *hic* oh, look. We're only at number 151. That guy's an asshole. *audibly pops invisible cork, swigs* 151, that means _ten more_**Fucking** blocks *throws bottle, furiously. The glass smashes against a parked car. Its siren, wailing in pain and horror.* before I can stop and take a shit behind the bus depot. *spits*